Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.
One boy raised his hand and stood up.
Bush: whats your name
John: john
Bush: whats your question
John: sir I have three questions
1) why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO
2) [...]

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
“Oh, no,” said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. “Was it with Marie Brown?”
“I”d rather not say who it was.”
“Was it with Betty Smith?”
“I”d rather not say,” says Joe. So the priest gives him absoultion and Joe leaves. While [...]

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what [...]

This letter is from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you [...]

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course. What may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it [...]

GooD FriendS
Good Friends Are Hard To Find.
Good Friends Are Easy To Love.
Good Friends Are Presents That
Last Forever And That Feel
Like Gifts From Above
Good Friends Are One In A Million.
Good Friends Are Stories To Share.
Good Friends Know The Path To Your
Happiness, And They Walk With You
All The Way There.
Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.
Good Friends Are Laughter [...]

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot…
…who calls you back when you hang up on him…
…who will stay awake just to watch you sleep…
…wait for the guy who kisses your forehead…
…who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats…
…who holds your hand in front of his [...]

Bhola calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with his password.
No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem.
“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” he says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains,
“so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to [...]